So what? Can't get a date Single as fuck I'm not getting laid So what? My mom thinks I'm great Spend Friday night with my paper mache I go to parties only couples there Telling me someone for me is out there I roll my eyes 'cause I just don't care Rather dance home alone in my underwear I'm alone, I love myself So alone is fun as hell I'm alone, I love myself So alone is fun as hell I do what I want No ball and chain So space in my brain for non-love things I do what I want I'm creating Bang, bang, hot gluing Everything is big in the grocery Everything is big for a family I just want a stick of celery I just want a sprig of parsley I'm alone, I love myself So alone is fun as hell I'm alone, I love myself So alone is fun as hell I don't care "It's hard out there" Everyone is telling me They're scared I'm weird I don't care "You're getting older" Everyone is telling me They want me paired PDA to my left and my right It's just me myself and I Everything gonna be alright I'll spoon my pillow tonight (Oh, it's so soft) I'm alone, I love myself So alone is fun as hell I'm alone, I love myself So alone is fun as hell ♪ A - L - O - N - E That's me A - L - O - N - E That's me A - L - O - N - E That's me It's cool I'm not like you Happy alone if I don't have a boo (Oh, you dont?) It's cool I'm weird it's true Don't date much More time for my crew (Sorry) Can I have a table for one? (Sure) Eat alone? Its so much fun (yeah) Bring a book Learn something (Tony Morrisson) My company I'm enjoying I'm alone, I love myself So alone is fun as hell I'm alone, I love myself So alone is fun as hell I'm alone, I love myself So alone is fun as hell I'm alone, I love myself So alone is fun as hell