One day I made friends with the lettuce
He followed me around all week
Cuz ya think that it's always there for you, following with no clue
But it sticks to the bottom of your feet
Always wanting to be you
And he's never ever keen to dream
I always knew that you were a wet lettuce
When you pulled me down from my tree
And I said
Don't make friends with the lettuce (wet lettuce wet lettuce)
It'll haunt you in your dreams (wet wet wet wet)
You think that it's always there for you
Following ya, with no clue
But it sticks to the bottom of your feet
I always knew that you were a wet lettuce
Just had never seen you be this mean
You even made me like salad
Cuz thats how much you changed me
And I said
Don't make friends with the lettuce (wet lettuce wet lettuce)
It'll haunt you in your dreams (wet wet wet wet)
You think that it's always there for you
Following ya, with no clue
But it sticks to the bottom of your feet
And I said
Don't make friends with the lettuce (wet lettuce wet lettuce)
It'll haunt you in your dreams (wet wet wet wet)
You think that it's always there for you
Following ya, with no clue
But it sticks to the bottom of your feet
And I said
Don't make friends
Don't make friends
Don't make friends
Don't make friends with the wet lettuce