One day I made friends with the lettuce He followed me around all week Cuz ya think that it's always there for you, following with no clue But it sticks to the bottom of your feet Always wanting to be you And he's never ever keen to dream I always knew that you were a wet lettuce When you pulled me down from my tree And I said Don't make friends with the lettuce (wet lettuce wet lettuce) It'll haunt you in your dreams (wet wet wet wet) You think that it's always there for you Following ya, with no clue But it sticks to the bottom of your feet I always knew that you were a wet lettuce Just had never seen you be this mean You even made me like salad Cuz thats how much you changed me And I said Don't make friends with the lettuce (wet lettuce wet lettuce) It'll haunt you in your dreams (wet wet wet wet) You think that it's always there for you Following ya, with no clue But it sticks to the bottom of your feet And I said Don't make friends with the lettuce (wet lettuce wet lettuce) It'll haunt you in your dreams (wet wet wet wet) You think that it's always there for you Following ya, with no clue But it sticks to the bottom of your feet And I said Don't make friends Don't make friends Don't make friends Don't make friends with the wet lettuce