We dig all day and drink all night We never back down from a fight Don't be downwind if you are smart We're Dwarven men who love to fart Hey now ya boys don't me laff You call that beer? It makes me baff That piss-thin stuff tastes worse than shite We're leprechauns, we drink it right Go back to stealing old mens shoes You probably put them in your booze Your gold doesn't even fill a pot You dress like you've been covered in snot Your talk is big but you're just fat You smell worse than a sewer rat Your songs are crap and the words are worse So Diggy Dig up a better verse Your lucky charms are just knick-knacks That's a beard? There's more hair on my sack! Now ride your rainbow out this place Before I hit you in the face Your brains are thick and your hair is sparse I'll shove that axe right up your arse Now shut your mouth you sound a fool Forget your pick you're the biggest tool Err excuse me, barkeep, could I please have half a shandy?