And so I dig some times for some coal and some stone And I think to myself I'm all alone And Then I I saw a cute little piggy And so I fed you some wheat and you followed me All the way back to the factory And then I screamed at the top of my lungs And I say Hey! Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Hey Yeah Yeah I said hey Best friends from now on! And I say Hey! Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Hey Yeah Yeah I said hey Let's get this cookin' on And he fried! Oh my god did I fry! I fried all the pork It's a taste infusion And he grills! Oh my god did I grill! It was such a thrill (MYAR!) Pass the bar-be-que sauce! And I say Hey! Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Hey Yeah Yeah I said hey My best friend has now gone! And I say Don't cry for me Just keep me inside Inside of your big dwarf belly Hey! Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Hey! Yeah Hey! Yeah Ye Ye Yeah! Eating friends is so wrong