I dreamt to be the very best Among the strong and brave But masters of the Pokémon Prefer to feel like slaves I left my home, I tried to pass Right through the tall low poly grass As the strangest feeling in my pants Came like a tidal wave A wild Lopunny appears She's readily spreading her ears You see an Incineroar flexing, oh dear This ecosystem is weird Heed their call to catch 'em all Master stop rubbing your blue poké balls Teach us new moves and carry us home We always do as we're told The furrýmonication's growing bolder They say it's in the eye of the beholder I say it's just effective Yeah it's super effective More than a couple extra polygons My Fennekin evolved into a furry An animal or not? The line gets blurry I guess this is effective Yeah it's super effective So don't forget your goal Gotta smash 'em all Lucario used "Choking" And you don't wanna stop him A route to any fetish A harem in your pocket (Gotta yiff 'em all) Scorbunny likes it faster Machoke is gonna rock it Who wouldn't wanna master A harem in your pocket (Gotta breed 'em all) Yeah you should be a master A harem in a pocket A furry waifus master A harem in your pocket (Gotta smash 'em all) Furrýmon