Jump off the trampoline and land on your neck Jump off the trampoline and land on your neck Jump off the trampoline and land on your neck Now your neck is broken, and your head looks dumb Bounce off the trampoline and aim for the pool Bounce off the trampoline and aim for the pool Bounce off the trampoline and aim for the pool You missed the fucking pool, now you look like a jackass Jump off the trampoline and land on your neck Jump off the trampoline and land on your neck Jump off the trampoline and land on your neck Now your neck is broken, and your head looks dumb Jump off the roof to the trampoline Jump off the roof to the trampoline Jump off the roof to the trampoline Fall off the trampoline and land on your neck Jump off the trampoline and land on your neck Jump off the trampoline and land on your neck Jump off the trampoline and land on your neck Now your neck is broken, and your head looks dumb Try to do a flip and land on your face Try to do a flip and land on your face Try to do a flip and land on your face You can't do a flip because you're stupid as shit So jump off the trampoline and land on your neck Jump off the trampoline and land on your neck Jump off the trampoline and land on your neck Now your neck is broken, and your head looks dumb