Well, if you like romance and dinner for two Then Valentine's Day is just perfect for you But if you're like the rest of us then it's really a drag Because all of that shit just makes me gag And-a I don't want a Valentine Just a fifth of Jack Daniels and a bottle of wine To stay at home all by myself With my cat watching Netflix on the couch Everywhere I look I see roses and hearts And I feel the strong urge to tear them all apart And people are desperately flirting because they know That on Valentine's Day they'll be all alone And there's boxes of chocolates and holding hands As the lovers all make stupid Valentine's plans Cupid shoots an arrow through the air Well, I'm single this year so I really don't care And-a I don't want a Valentine Just a fifth of Jack Daniels and a bottle of wine To stay at home all by myself With my cat watching Netflix on the couch