Well, Christmas time is magical At least that's what I'm told To buy each other useless presents Wherever they are sold When spoiled, snot-nosed brats can cry When Mom and Dad forget to buy them All the things they want under the Christmas tree So visit home this winter season Heavens knows, you need a reason To talk to your annoying family So have yourself a Merry little Christmas holiday And celebrate when Jesus Christ was born Though Santa isn't real, beware of stories never told When Krampus comes to rip apart your soul Let's not forget our pagan roots Of Krampus and his cloven hooves This hellish demon sneaks into your home He'll eat your heart and drink your blood No matter if you're bad or good And rip your skull out and place upon his throne Oh, Krampus! But don't let these stories get you Though your parents can't protect you Krampus eats the flesh of adults too So dream your dreams of sugarplums What the fuck is a sugarplum? Christmas is a time for me and you So have yourself a Merry little Christmas holiday And celebrate when Jesus Christ was born Though Santa isn't real, beware of stories never told When Krampus comes to rip apart your soul Oh, Krampus, please don't eat my heart Oh, Krampus, please don't eat my soul Oh, Krampus, please don't eat my flesh Oh, Krampus, please don't eat my parents So have yourself a Merry little Christmas holiday And celebrate when Jesus Christ was born Though Santa isn't real, beware of stories never told When Krampus comes to rip apart your Krampus comes to rip apart your Krampus comes to rip apart your Krampus comes to rip apart your Krampus comes to rip apart your Santa comes to bring you lots of joy