Octopus, octopus, eight strong legs, it's not a wuss Squishy, mushy tentacles, so preposterous Suction cups, squirts out ink, not a bird, but has a beak That's our favourite cephalopod, that's our octopus It uses camouflage to hide its floppy head and beady eyes Invertebrate, intelligent, but never lacks on elegance Octopus is a badass every day and loves to dine on the crab buffet And like Houdini of the sea, from any bond, it will get free Octopus, octopus, eight strong legs, it's not a wuss That's our favourite cephalopod, that's our octopus That's our favourite cephalopod, oh, that's our octopus