December 25th is a very special time of year
When Jesus Christ was born and filled this world with lots of cheer
Love, enjoying family, presents wrapped up under the tree
Everybody waits for Christmas Day
But in reality Santa Claus isn't real, he is just a fairy tale
That your parents tell you, so you're not a brat all fuckin' year!
And all the toys you received are made by kids in factories
Spend their Christmas sad and all alone
But why should you care?
Candy canes and apple pie make me wish that I could die
No one likes Christmas song, so let's all sing along
I hate Christmas Day, I hate holidays
Hang my stacking by the fire and fill it full of coal
'Cause Santa Claus isn't real, there are no flying reindeer
Only stupid children still believe in Santa
The North Pole is melting down, all of Santa's elves will drown
While you dream of sugar plums and dance inside your head
But candy canes and apple pie make me wish that I could die
No one likes Christmas song, so let's all sing along
I hate Christmas Day, I hate holidays
Hang my stacking by the fire and fill it full of coal