December 25th is a very special time of year When Jesus Christ was born and filled this world with lots of cheer Love, enjoying family, presents wrapped up under the tree Everybody waits for Christmas Day But in reality Santa Claus isn't real, he is just a fairy tale That your parents tell you, so you're not a brat all fuckin' year! And all the toys you received are made by kids in factories Spend their Christmas sad and all alone But why should you care? Candy canes and apple pie make me wish that I could die No one likes Christmas song, so let's all sing along I hate Christmas Day, I hate holidays Hang my stacking by the fire and fill it full of coal 'Cause Santa Claus isn't real, there are no flying reindeer Only stupid children still believe in Santa The North Pole is melting down, all of Santa's elves will drown While you dream of sugar plums and dance inside your head But candy canes and apple pie make me wish that I could die No one likes Christmas song, so let's all sing along I hate Christmas Day, I hate holidays Hang my stacking by the fire and fill it full of coal