Plastic front tire, 3-position seat The feel of the pedals pressing on my feet Got the e-brake to slide the rear That rear wheel clicker ticking in my ear Around the corner, Down the street Out of sight, This is really neat Take a spill, Don't shed a tear Keep the neighbors pets in fear Buck neked on a big wheel Feel the breeze Buck neked on a big wheel I don't want no green machine Buck neked on a big wheel Around the block Buck neked on a big wheel I don't want no hippity-hop Rigid front end, Front wheel drive Variable speed transmission makes me thrive Don't want no Huffy, Don't want no Schwinn Give me that three wheeler, Let the fun begin Saturday morning, 6am Gonna wake the neighbors, Don't let them sleep in Sit and Spin just won't do What I need's red yellow and blue Buck neked on a big wheel Feel the breeze Buck neked on a big wheel I don't want no green machine Buck neked on a big wheel Around the block Buck neked on a big wheel I don't want no hippity-hop They're unbreakable plastic, Industrial strength To ride my big wheel, I'll go to any length Bigger kids chase us around But who's laughing now as we run them down Down a huge hill, 100 feet to go Lift your feet or lose a toe Crank the steering dirt track style Quick turn left, there's a dogshit pile Buck neked on a big wheel Feel the breeze Buck neked on a big wheel I don't want no green machine Buck neked on a big wheel Around the block Buck neked on a big wheel I don't want no hippity-hop