Everybody I know is gonna die Everybody here is gonna die Everybody in the world is gonna die Everybody up north is gonna die Everybody back east is gonna die Everybody overseas is gonna die Everybody down south is gonna die Everybody in New York is gonna die You think you oughtta be allowed to live Cuz you say you've got so much to give Whether by quaaludes and alcohol Or getting tossed over the falls Finger in the socket in the pouring rain Shooting a tad too much cocaine Falling asleep in a black widow nest Driving your car off Angeles Crest O.J. Simpson is gonna die, Ellen Degeneres is gonna die, Bill Gates is gonna die, Cal Worthington is gonna die, Barbara Boxer is gonna die, Madonna is gonna die, Rick Kosick is gonna die, Osama Bin Laden is gonna die. Larry H. Parker is gonna die, All the honkies are gonna die, All the surfers are gonna die, All the bikers are gonna die, All the gearheads are gonna die, All the jocks are gonna die, Jerry Adamo is gonna die, Gary Coleman is gonna die, Gish Thaxton is gonna die, Danny Bonaduce is gonna die, Oprah Winfrey is gonna die, Michael Jackson is gonna die, Rick Bain is gonna die, Britney Spears is gonna die, Howard Stern is gonna die, Everybody is gonna die!