Courage isn't something That comes to every man Most people refer? Work to get a job Just waiting for my check Spend the rest of mine Trying to earn that tv set When I finally go out Trying to socialize The only way that I can do it Is with bloodshot eyes Makes my life feel So much better Sitting in the car Courage in a can Whoa oh oh Courage in a can Whoa oh oh After we have had a few My wife would stop and mingle I'll play some shuffleboard Gettin' my drinkin' Then before you know it I don't see my wife Sittin' in the corner With some kind of low life I don't even hesitate as I walk up to them Punch the fucker in the head Tell them to be leavin' Then they bouncer's takes us Throw us in the street Get my wife to drive me home We'll be back next week Courage in a can Whoa oh oh Courage in a can Whoa oh oh