Don't know what to feed the kids? Do their eyes look sad and sunken? They will surely flip their lids If you bring 'em to Dickie Duncan! Who's the one that you're craving In the middle of the night? Yeah, sure he's bad for you But he feels so right So ladies and gentlemen Without further ado Let me introduce to you In his hideous debut Dickie Duncan! Hahahahaha! I am the one Who's gonna feed you Murder on a bun I am the one Who won't stop Until you weigh a ton Obese, corn-fed and deep fried! Yeeaaah All I fucking do is eat and shit all day Yeeaaaah Feed poison to the kids so that I can get paid I beg your pardon Got you shartin' your garments I'm lovin' it, my oven mitt Is serving up garbage I'm the mascot, makes you pass out In a park full of perverts And burgers made of murder Served by suicidal servers Yeeaaah All I fucking do is eat and shit all day Yeeaaaah Feed poison to the kids so that I can get paid Yeeaaah All I fucking do is eat and shit all day Yeeaaaah I'll cover your face with my mayonnaise! Killing little piggies On the production line Grind them to sludge To make the food on which you dine I am the one Who's busy making All the brats so fat I am the one Who's got them loving Nuggets made from rat Yeeaaah All I fucking do is eat and shit all day Yeeaaaah Feed poison to the kids so that I can get paid Yeeaaah All I fucking do is eat and shit all day Yeeaaaah You ate so much fast food you can't biodegrade!