Hey baby, what's your name?
I'm Pat, that's Kev, that's Norman Pain (Wazzup?)
Sweet love is a destination
Now come take a ride on the sexy train (Woohoo)
Get naked with me
Let's paint pictures of aeroplanes
This one here is a cargo jet
And I'm gonna call him "Shadowbane"
Hop, skip, jiggle me prick
I said sometimes life is a massive bitch
I've been evicted, now I live in a ditch
But fuck it (fuck it), all aboard, baby, shake your tits
I'm a strong, fancy gentleman
Shoot my load from a tree like Spider-Man
Put cokе in my tea, then it's time to dancе
Watch me cut shapes with me tiny hands (Woo)
Whoa, hey, friggin' heck
Bob my head like a pigeon peck
I wanna dance for eternity
So just fill my legs with the nanotech
Robot Pat can't be defeated
He shoots lasers from his eyes
Should have never given me the nanotech
'Cause now I kill motherfuckers with my nanotech thighs
I don't mean to be a dickhead
I wanna put a smile on your pretty face (Woo)
I'm a cuboid alien man
I don't wanna be a part of the human race (No)
Bums, thieves, a bunch of swines
Living a lie, suckin' nic all the time (Bitch)
If you really wanna we can do that too
But I'd much rather just hold hands with you
Come on, yeah (Woohoo)
Motherfucker do you wanna make a-love to me?
Come on, yeah (Huh)
Motherfucker do you wanna get fucked with me?
Come on, yeah (Get fucked)
Motherfucker do you wanna make a-love to me? (A-make love)
Come on, yeah (Oh yeah)
Motherfucker do you wanna get fucked with me?
All aboard (All aboard)
All aboard the sex train (Woo)
All aboard (Alright)
All aboard the sexy train
All aboard (All aboard now)
All aboard the sex train (Hold on)
All aboard (All aboard)
All aboard the sexy train (Yes)
Hey motherfucker, let's get fucked (Yeah)
This here train is made of man love (Who?)
Come and have a ride, you sexy bastards
And don't go home till you're up the duff
Fuck yeah, I got a spring in me step
Let's measure things with a trigonometry set
'Cause I'm high (yeah), I wanna kiss your face
I gotta make love slow 'cause my leg's in a brace
I've got a man bag (yes) and it's full of things
One of those things is your favorite thing (That's right)
This one here is the greatest thing
And inside that thing is another thing
And wow, look, there's a German man
His name's Jurgen (wow), he's a tiny man
What the fuck is he doing in a frying pan
Am I just high? Or am I dying, man? (Ah)
My mate Kev has dementia
He says, "Hi," and forgets he met ya
His whole life's an insane adventure
Sometimes he sleeps in the shopping centre (Woo)
Come on, I wanna party with you
Let's go downtown while the wife's asleep (The bitch)
She is an evil succubus
And she spits black venom from her sagging teat (Fuck you)
Let's go, let's go, let's go to the mall
Let's go, let's go, and I'll bring both balls (Ha)
One to the left and one to the right
Meet in the middle, a testicle fight (Oh yeah)
Ticket to America, how do you do?
Feeling like a love pirate, shiver me boots (Woo)
I ain't got time for the drama
Hopping on the train, motherfucker, choo choo
Come on, yeah (Come on)
Motherfucker do you wanna make a-love to me? (Woo)
Come on, yeah (Alright)
Motherfucker do you wanna get fucked with me?
(Do you wanna get fucked?) Come on, yeah (Come on)
Motherfucker do you wanna make a-love to me?
Come on, yeah (Ah)
Motherfucker do you wanna get fucked with me? (Motherfucker)
All aboard (Ah)
All aboard the sex train (Woohoo)
All aboard
All aboard the sexy train (Alright)
All aboard (Woo)
All aboard the sex train (Come on)(Come on)
All aboard (Come on)
All aboard the sexy train (Let's go)