Do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do
Designate a diver at the swim-up bar
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Stroke and kick
You can't get there in a car
Sex is on the beach
The arnold palmies are on par
Pours are extra heavy
Liquor's extra hard
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The swimming pool is deep
Glasses also are
Bottom's full of giant squid and alligator gar
Lifeguards are off duty
So it's B.Y.O. G-U-A-R-D
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Oh yeah!
Ugh!
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The swim up to the swim-up is 1600 yards
Chips are super soggy and the pretzels also are
The B.A.C. 0.083 is pumping through your heart
Designate a diver at the swim-up bar
It's raining free tequila
Joanne is slinging shots
Drinks are coming two-by-two
And no one built an ark
The surface is on fire
From all the alcohol
Designate a diver at the swim-up bar
Oh yeah!
Do a cannonball!
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Do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do
Designate a diver at the swim-up bar
Do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do
Designate a diver at the swim-up bar
Do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do
Designate a diver at the swim-up bar
Do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do
Designate a diver at the swim-up bar