I've got your picture Of me and you You wrote "I love you" I love you too I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do Oh it's in color Your hair is brown Your eyes are hazel And soft as clouds I often kiss you when there's no one else around I think I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I'm turning Japanese I really think so I've got your picture, I've got your picture I'd like a million of them all over my cell I want the doctor to take your picture So I can look at you from inside as well You've got me turning up and turning down And turning in and turning 'round You've got me turning up and turning down And turning in and turning 'round I think I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese Turning Japanese I really think so I think I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I'm turning Japanese I really think so No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark Everyone around me is a total stranger Everyone avoids me like a psyched lone ranger Everyone That's why I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so