I'm sitting in a wheelchair eating cheese
I'm just sitting in a wheelchair eating cheese
I went to visit Grandma at the care home
She lay in her bed and I sit in her wheelchair
Old people have not much to say
Especially when they're in a fragile condition
At the end of their lives like Grandma
Not much to do really except munch on some cheese
A cheddar she had in the refrigerator
I ate the whole brick
Sitting in a wheelchair eating cheese
I'm just sitting in a wheelchair eating cheese
Grandma hasn't got another chair
That's why I am sitting there
Sitting in a wheelchair eating cheese next to Grandma
I was planning on eating something else later
But I'm completely satiated because I ate so much cheese
At least I won't have to spend more of my money on food
It's nice to see grandma
This could be the last time
Or maybe she'll live a bit longer
Sitting in a wheelchair eating cheese
I'm just sitting in a wheelchair eating cheese
An entire brick of cheddar
Nothing in this world could be better but now
Then sitting in a wheelchair and eating cheese