Two sad people walk down the street "Where we gonna sit down?" "Where we gonna eat?" Two sad people don't have much to say Just "How are you doing?" or "How was your day?" No more sad sad sappy love songs About two sad people who can't get along I want a glad glad happy love song I'd even take a crappy love song like this one Two sad people don't let each other down You can't get much lower when you're on the ground Two sad people don't fuss or fight Just a "Roll over honey." and "Turn off the light." No more sad sad sappy love songs About two sad people who can't get along I want a glad glad happy love song I'd even take a crappy love song like this one One sad person might cause a fuss Say something stupid and mess it all up Two sad people, that's a special thing They're both blind from the shine of the wedding ring Two sad people don't need to rush There's no need to hurry nothing to discuss Two sad people, they can take their sweet time And just creep on up to that finish line No more sad sad sappy love songs About two sad people who can't get along I want a glad glad happy love song I'd even take a crappy love song like this one