Kitty and Susie are losing their trust Their faith in me is covered in dust My shoes have been filled in; their socks are being filled The night they found out that I wasn't real I wasn't real ♪ Got to Johnny's place through a passage of bricks Plan B on with my bag of tricks But the look on his face could only reveal That he realized I wasn't real I wasn't real I wasn't real I wasn't real Had to free a priest to make one more stop My robin was met with neither call nor drop Your parents have divinity that won't conceal The night you found out that I wasn't real