Keep getting the short end of your stick Sick of hearing you tell me to feel sorry for you I hang on every line your feeding me But the way you make me feel is make-believe Teach me how to lie, my friend Teach me how to play; how to win Promise me my life, in the end When it all comes crashing Teach me how to lie, lie, lie Teach me how to My god you play the victim so well I bet you had them eating From your hand since you were 12 Watching as the gold spins out your mouth Look at your car, I bet your mothers proud Teach me how to lie, my friend Teach how to play; how to win Promise me my life, in the end When it all comes crashing Teach me how to lie, my friend Teach how to play; how to win Promise me my life, in the end When it all comes crashing Teach me how to lie Teach me how to lie Teach me how to lie, my friend When it all comes crashing Teach me how to lie Teach me how to lie Teach me how to lie Teach me how to lie Cause it'll all come crashing Teach me how to lie