I'm day dreamin of my future boyfriend, he's my favorite person and my number one friend
Every time I get drunk I try to seduce him so I can't drink around him it's becoming a problem
I've only got two hands but I'm ambidextrous I can do many things at the same time
They say its dangerous but baby I'm just askin
Is it promiscuous or is it multitaskin?
I got a problem with monogamy, I don't think that it was meant for me
I got a boyfriend, its not enough for me
31 flavors boy I gotta have variety
My methods are somewhat unconventional and clash with that old cliche
Hey hey, save your corny ass candle light dinner for two
I'd rather have a hot all you can eat buffet
I need a lot of activity to stir my senses I like it when it's real intense, when I'm with one man, I kinda feel like I'm dyin so consider my infidelities self defense
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I got quite an appetite
Maybe I'm a little sick
But at lease I aint no anorexic
Guys don't like them skinny chicks
I just wont settle for a carrot stick
When I can have a chocolate cake
I'll bake you up and make you mine
Lick you up a thousand times
Ooo that boy looks mighty fine
And this one tastes so bland
But I should wait a half an hour
Or I could get a cramp
Mama says I shouldn't try to have a boyfriend
If one aint enough for me
See my problem is I always tend to lose my focus
Maybe I got A.D.D.
So don't be so disappointed baby
Perhaps the problem aint you
I think I got over 30 personalities
And every single one needs some attention too
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