She went to Radio Shack and bought a brand new phone Then she sent me a message she was all alone Fortunately I had some real good service I thought I'd respond before I got nervous And this what I typed XOXOF Baby girl I'm gonna text you all my lovin' XOXOF Hugs and kisses and a little bit of fuckin' XO XOXOF She sent back a colon and parenthesis Then I wrote "next time use an emoticon please" I LOL'd, she What The Fuck?'d I 1-4-3'd, she's all "you suck" I almost told her "TTYL" But this is what I typed XOXOF Baby girl I'm gonna text you all my lovin' XOXOF Hugs and kisses and a little bit of fuckin' XO XOXOF And right about then, I started to sneeze Was it from the pepper or my allergies? Then she sent a new message and I tell you what It was attached to a picture of her butt XOXOF Baby girl I'm gonna text you all my lovin' XOXOF Hugs and kisses and a little bit of fuckin' XOXOF Baby girl I'm gonna text you all my lovin' XOXOFFFF Hugs and kisses and I added some more fuckin' XOXOF Baby girl I'm gonna text you all my lovin' XOXOF Hugs and kisses and a little bit of fuckin' XO XOXOF