Scabs, festi sores and rashes all over his mouth.
The terminus is where he wets his whistle.
This silly bloke is addicted to swigging on other people's piss. "
I'll grab a pot of Carlton please".
The barman discretely vomits in his mouth a little.
Skolls down his pot then skips to the dunnys.
Opens the door to see if the coast is clear.
Instantly he smells the urinal.
Dollar signs in his eyes as he approaches it.
The drain is half blocked with bits of chewy.
There's massive lugys floating in the urine. ""
Yes!" he scoops up a pot of his favourite drink.
Hiding in the shitter as the local barflies stagger in.
Slowly sipping, smiling heaps, starts to whisper to the fluids.
You have such a bitter tang, the one that I desire, I heart you".
In the dunny for an hour popping out for the odd refill.
He's lucky enough to scoop up some blood on one run
After one month of this behaviour, his mouth looks disgusting.
He is finding it hard to go out in public i this stage.
He tries to grow an awesome beard, it's patchy and fill of puss,
He looks fucking revolting.
For someone that hasn't had a root for a decade, he has pretty much every STI that is known to man,
Hepatitis A-Z, cunts skin has yellowed so much he looks like a Simpson