Discreet rear entry down at the local Club X store, He wanders in and browses the DVD's. "This is an absolute rip off mate! How in the fuck do you cunts sleep at night?" "Sorry? Can I help you there sir?" "I could make a DVD for next to fuck all. I won a handy cam on eBay, got it for 33 bucks. Anyway do you have any huge dildo's on for sale? I don't want to pay a heap as I am only gonna fuck it!" Looking for a laugh from the other ashamed shoppers, no one gives him one. "Honey I'm home from work, I've got a surprise for ya. Where are you? I see you. You're hiding under the stair case". A massive rubber cock wobbles out of the plastic bag. "See! I'll set the camera up, get on the bed now. The dildo is stuffed onto a jackhammer's chisel. The hostage gives the tool a gobby. "That's it sweetie suck it slowly". Jackhammer on full noise, rapidly busting through the base of the skull, "Smile for the camera princess".