The publisher declared is gonna fire me But now it's seven in the morning and the paper's empty. Lansdale? How did he do it? You said a writer? Am I a writer? Disappointing friends are disappointing me But now it's half past seven and the paper's empty. Lansdale? How did he do it? You said a writer? Am I a writer? The teacher was the first one To tell me To leave out Humanities. Lansdale? How did he do it? You said a writer? Am I a writer? No. The publisher is mad 'cause I don't pick up the phone But now it's nine in the morning and the paper's empty. Lansdale? How did he do it? You said a writer? Am I a writer? Asprin doesn't help, coffee's just the same. That was my first time in Bonnaroo And I've nothing to write about. Lansdale? How did he do it? You said a writer? Am I a writer? The teacher was the first one To tell me t O leave out Humanities. Lansdale? How did he do it? Am I a writer? Am I a writer? No.