Dear, oh dear What did I hear? I close my ears And start to think What's going on there? Why should I care? It's probably just Another fling It's a strange old thing Hearing everything Everything they say Each and every day They're a freaky bunch Hear a crash and punch Smash through the window And on to the street Oh, what happens behind closed doors? Oh, what happens behind closed doors? Oh, what happens behind closed doors? Oh, what happens behind closed doors? It's a family of four Their eyes are sore From all the crying And the pain Their dad was the bloke Their clothes he soaked In alcohol And set the flame He's now behind bars He took their car Drove it through town For all to see He's a wicked man He'll do anything he can To get out of the HMP Oh, what happens behind closed doors? Oh, what happens behind closed doors? Oh, what happens behind closed doors? Oh, what happens behind closed doors? Do you know who I am? Do you know who I fucking am? Do you know who I am? Do you know who I fucking am? Do you know who I am? Do you know who I fucking am? Do you know who I am? Do you know who I fucking am? When you hear it all It's drives you nuts It's driving me insane Driving me insane Shut the fucking door Shut the fucking door Shut the fucking door Shut the fucking door Shut the fucking door Shut the fucking door