The day of my dreams is finally here Can you hear the churchbells ring Being stuck forever with you my dear I can't think of a more terrible thing Our honeymoon's booked we're off to Paris But tell them to cancel the flight Cos tonight my love, you must perish There will be no marriage tonight Here comes the bride Here comes the bride Here comes the bride Here comes the bride A dagger in my garter belt This weapon I must hide I'll strike before you get the chance You may not kiss this bride So pretty in my bloodstained dress It seems my groom has died So to this marriage I object You may not kiss this bride Perhaps I'll poison our wedding cake I can't eat it, I'm on a diet Somebody call the chef there's been a mistake My husband has gone so quiet I'll keep a pistol in my corset Always ready to shoot It's honestly better if you are dead We'll avoid any couple's dispute Here comes the bride Here comes the bride Here comes the bride Here comes the bride A dagger in my garter belt This weapon I must hide I'll strike before you get the chance You may not kiss this bride So pretty in my bloodstained dress It seems my groom has died So to this marriage I object You may not kiss this bride Here comes the bride Here comes the bride Here comes the bride Here comes the bride A dagger in my garter belt This weapon I must hide I'll strike before you get the chance You may not kiss this bride So pretty in my bloodstained dress It seems my groom has died So to this marriage I object You may not kiss this bride