Ever since the day I was born
Something set me apart
My mother took one look at me
And I nearly broke her heart
Half and half
Go ahead and just do the math
I was born under God's own wrath
I was born half and half
Half and half
Of men, they're going daft
They can't compete with my own staff
I was born half and half
My father would look at me, treating me like a churro
He always wondered if I was his son
Or daddy's little girl
It was rough for me growing up (half and half, half and half)
Trying to figure out which gender I related to more
Be it men or women (half and half, half and half)
And then somewhere around puberty I decided (half and half)
Why choose one (half and half)
When I can be both
And then I can have both (half and half, half and half)
You know what I'm talking about (half and half)
'Cuz that way there's no need to turn anyone away (half and half)
No feelings get hurt (half and half)
Hey, ménage à trois after the show? (half and half)
You and me equals three, baby (half and half)
'Cuz this way men want me (half and half)
Women want me (half and half)
Ah, fuck it, I want me
Sometimes I get fresh with myself (half and half, half and half)
Half and half (half and half, half and half)
Go ahead and just give a laugh (half and half, half and half)
The girls all swoon when I cross their path
(Half and half, half and half)
Because I was born half and half (half and half, half and half)
Half and half (half and half, half and half)
Go ahead and just do the math (half and half)
I was born under God's own wrath
'Cuz I was born half and half