Do you like to microwave food? Well I find it conveniently good I once had a microwave But then it es ploded! Yeah Es ploded, es ploded, es ploded If you like to nuke your food Well it's no good if it es plood I once had a friend named Pete Who gave me a Vespa Complete I thought "That is so freakin' sweet!" I turned the key and it es ploded! Yeah Es ploded, es ploded, es ploded Nothing's more fun than a Vespa Except-a if it es plodes-a So I got a printer So that I could print something out But then when I plugged it in The computer es ploded! Yeah Es ploded, es ploded, es ploded Printing stuff would be fun But too bad that my computer was done My iPod es ploded My cell phone es ploded My saxophone es ploded My toilet bowl es ploded My Volvo es ploded My Nintendo es ploded This bass line es ploded My waistline es ploded So call it entropy Call it inevitability Call it life just saying "wheee!" But I say es ploded Yeah Es ploded, es ploded, es ploded So much for everything Cause everything it does es ploded (Es ploded) (I es ploded!)