Well, I'm in a mess And I need a friend I've been thinkin' 'bout success And how the story might end But with friends like these Who needs enemies? They've been lurking around I see them coming down And Here comes Mr. Flutter He and Mrs. Dread, well, they love each other Gonna build a haunted house And be my father and mother They're tyin' the knot In the middle of my gut And they both want kids So there's one in the oven They've picked out a name (He's called "little Nothin'") I think he was born to be My kissin' cousin He's pullin' the chain In the middle of my brain Well, I'm tryin' to write a song But I don't have the words And my kids need a doctor But I'm not insured And my wife she looks pale She got the check in the mail And it's not the amount We were thinkin' about I got a friend on high And he feels my pain But I still got this dust Flowin' through my veins And I wanna have faith And I wanna know grace But it's hard to break through When the rent's overdue