Asshole Dog
My dog likes to bite the hand that feeds her
My dog will shit anywhere that pleases her
My dog chewed the neck of my 5-string Banjo
My dog's just an asshole
My dog ate all my gummy edibles
My dog killed a chicken in a way that was sexual
My dog lets burglars in, wont bark at all
My dog's just an asshole
Asshole Dog - drank all of my scotch
Asshole Dog - bit my mama on the crotch
Asshole dog-went and made me watch
While it humped my garden gnome
Asshole dog
(Solo)
Asshole Dog - drank all of my hooch
Asshole Dog - bit my mama on the cooch
Asshole dog-ate right on through
Six square feet of drywall
Asshole dog
Took the dog to the vet to see what's the matter
With a dog that digs and bites and ruins my home?
Vet took a look said, "son, that's a goddamn badger"
My dog ain't a dog at all
Asshole Dog - turned out to be a badger
Asshole dog - bit my mama on the vadg-er
Asshole dog- stole a sheriffs tin badge, and got me tasered
Asshole dog
Asshole dog - is a raging alcoholic
Asshole dog - Bit my mama's ham wallet
Asshole dog - ain't no matter whatcha call it, thats an asshole
Asshole dog