I was taking my pills, in the hospital parking lot
A young man approached and told me that he was selling pot
He said "I got some bud that's guaranteed to get you high"
I swallowed my last pill and I looked him in the eye
He said "I got all kinds of drugs, so what you gonna buy?"
I said, "Listen, I don't take nothing
That a doctor don't prescribe"
I don't do no drugs, man. I don't do no drugs, man
I don't smoke no bud, man. I don't do no drugs, man
It angries up that blood, man. So, I don't do no drugs
I just take Paxil, Xanax, Zoloft, Flomax, Morphine, Valtrex
Flonase, Plavix, Codeine, Zyrtec, Soma, Zantac, Ultram
Zocor, Cipro, Prozac, Dopamine, Demerol, Lexapro, Tylenol
Vicodin, Lyrica, Lipitor, and Adderall
But I don't do no drugs, man. I don't do no drugs, man
I don't smoke no bud, man. I don't do no drugs, man
It angries up that blood, man. So, I don't do no drugs
I just take Percocet, Ambien, Prednisone, Darvocet
Nexium, Claritin, Risperdal, Proprafol, Valium, Fosamax
Viagra, Topamax, Methadone, Aciphex, Ritalin, Celebrex
Lithium, Tamiflu, Benadryl, Nasonex, Clarinex, Imitrex
Avonex, and Aciphex
But I don't do no drugs, man. I don't do no drugs, man
I don't smoke no bud, man. I don't do no drugs, man
It angries up that blood, man. So, I don't do no drugs
But I like Crestor, Botox, Prevacid, Klonopin, Allegra
Lunesta, Oxycontin, Zyprexa, Propecia, Strattera
Boniva, Lamisil, Advair, Cialis, Levitra, Amoxicillin
Penicillin, Ampicillin, Messacillin, Clockacillin, Hetacillin
And a little bit of meth
But I don't do no drugs, man. I don't do no drugs, man
I don't smoke no bud, man. I don't do no drugs, man
It angries up that blood, man. So, I don't do no drugs
But I like Crestor, Botox, Prevacid, Klonopin, Allegra
Lunesta, Oxycontin, Zyprexa, Propecia, Strattera
Boniva, Lamisil, Advair, Cialis, Levitra, Amoxicillin
Penicillin, Ampicillin, Messacillin, Clockacillin, Hetacillin
And once I killed a hooker
I don't do no drugs, man. I don't do no drugs, man
I don't smoke no bud, man. I don't do no drugs, man
It angries up that blood, man. So, I don't do no drugs
I don't do no drugs