I's driving tractor trailer, hauling sunflower seeds My eyes were getting weary and I needed some sleep A black dog appeared in the middle of the street I swerved and crashed my rig and spilled my seed. I lost my semi, baby You gave me a semi, baby You gave me a semi I'll drive it on home You gave me a semi I'll drive it on home You gave me a semi I'll drive it home to your door, it's a dick metaphor Well this rig is pretty big And I'm swelling with pride Everybody staring 'Cause I just can't hide it Don't know where you even Got the money to buy it Your garage is kinda small but I'll slip it inside You gave me a semi, baby This long hauling semi, baby You gave me a semi I'll drive it on home You gave me a semi I'll drive it on home You gave me a semi I'll drive it home to your door, it's a dick metaphor You gave me a semi, baby That log jamming That gear slamming... That mud flapping semi, baby! You gave me a semi I'll drive it on home You gave me a semi I'll drive it on home You gave me a semi I'll drive it home to your door, it's a dick metaphor