Got to make it to showtime Nowhere to hide to get down to the pool outside If the weather is good Then later have dinner Then a massage in the room Try to get some rest in the afternoon Read a good book Take a phone off the hook Meditate for a while Better outlook getting ready for my new suit Gotta make it to showtime Learn how to love myself 'Cause that's bound to help get rid Of the self-loathing in Las Vegas Underneath the Nevada desert night sky Go to see Bill Medley in the lounge Feel sad Sam Butera's not around Still good times, though To be above ground Don't let nobody bring me down Even though my agent is in town, yeah Recording studio's only ten minutes away Try to get down a few new songs to break up the day Sign an affidavit for the court case I'm involved in Have to do this just so I can see my kids, pretend everything is alright Have to make it through the show tonight Thank God, I don't get stage fright Leave my brothers behind backstage tryna unwind Get in closer to the showtime Hit the stage with my smile I finally made it Fear and self-loathing in Las Vegas Fear and self-loathing in Las Vegas Fear and self-loathing in Las Vegas Fear and self-loathing in Las Vegas Ain't you glad you made it? Glad you made it here tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight Fear and self-loathing in Las Vegas Fear and self-loathing in Las Vegas Fear and self-loathing in Las Vegas Fear and self-loathing in Las Vegas Step right up Step right up now Ain't you glad you made it here tonight? Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight