Pretty little one, how has it all begun?
They're teachin' you how to walk, but you're already on the run
Little one, what you're gonna do?
Little one, honey, it's all up to you
Now your daddy's in the den
Shootin' up the evenin' news
Mama's with a friend
Lately she's been so confused
Little one, come on and take my hand
Well, I may not have the answer, but I believe I got a plan
Honey, you shake, and I'll rattle, we'll roll on down the line
And see if we can't get in touch with a very close friend of mine
But let me clue you in, it ain't like him to argue or pretend
Honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend
Well, they've got a little list of all those things of which they don't approve
They've got to keep their eyes on you, or you might make your move
Little one, I really wish you would
Little one, I think the damage would do you good
Honey, you shake, and I'll rattle, we'll roll on down the line
We're gonna forget all about the battle
It's gonna feel so fine
'Cause he's the missing link, the kitchen sink
11 on a scale of ten
Honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend
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Honey, you shake, and I'll rattle, we'll roll on down the line
I'm gonna try to swing you up into my saddle
And then we'll run, but you'll think we're flyin'
But honey, don't just stand there
Lookin' like this dream will never end
Honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend
I said, honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend