I can't keep up with what's been going down I think my heart must just be slowing down Among the human beings, in their designer jeans Am I the only one who hears the screams? And the strangled crys of lawyers in love ♪ God sends his spaceships to America, the beautiful They land at six o'clock and there we are, the dutiful Eating from TV trays, tuned into happy days Waiting for world war three while Jesus slaves To the mating calls of lawyers in love ♪ Ooh-sha-la-la-ooh ♪ Ooh-sha-la-la-ooh (Ah-oh), ooh-sha-la-la-ooh Ooh-sha-la-la-ooh ♪ Last night I watched the news from Washington, the Capitol The Russians escaped while we weren't watching them Like Russians do Now we've got all this bloom, we needn't got the room And I hear the U.S.S.R will be open soon As vacation land for lawyers in love ♪ Lawyers in love ♪ Ooh-sha-la-la-ooh Ooh-sha-la-la-ooh (Ah-oh), ooh-sha-la-la-ooh Ooh, sha lala ooo ooh ♪ (Ah-oh) ♪ Lawyers in love