He loves your sexy body, he loves your dirty mind He loves when you hold him, grab him from behind Oh, baby, you're such a pretty thing I can't wait to introduce you to the other members of my gang You don't need no wax job, you're smooth enough for me If you need your oil changed, I'll do it for you free Oh, baby, the pleasure'd be all mine If you let me drive your pickup truck And park it where the sun don't shine ♪ Every time he touches you, his hair stands up on end Here's their legs begin to quiver, and his mind begins to bend Whoa, baby, you're such a tasty treat But I'm under doctor's orders, I'm afraid to overeat He love your sense of humour, disposition too There's absolutely nothing that he don't love about you Whoa, baby, I'm on my hands and knees Life would be so simple if I only had you to please Whoa, baby, turn around and say goodbye You go to the airport now, and I'm goin' home and cry ♪ (He loves your) electric dumplings (He loves your) red bell peppers (He loves your) fuel injection (He loves your) service charge (He loves your) five-speed gearbox (He loves your) long endurance (He loves your) quest for junk food (He loves your) big refrigerator (He loves your) trembling Wilbury (He loves your) marble earrings (He loves your) porky curtains (He loves your) power steering (He loves your) bottled water (He loves your) parts and service ♪ It's a dirty world, a dirty world, it's a f- dirty world