Don't do anything mellow at the Whiskey Jimmy says I'm so unfortunate But let the people at the Whiskey be a bundle of nerves And don't sing on fairness 'Cause if you do, your musical insurance better be paid up Don't sing anything pretty at the Whikey Johnny says you'd best take my advice 'Cause the stony little crowd will get to talkin' even louder And they'll smother you in hissin' And if they do, your musical insurance better be paid up Oh, don't do anything mellow at the Whiskey Johnny says I'm so, so unfortunate But let the people at the Whiskey be a bundle of nerves And don't sing on what they're missin' Like Sunday mornings filled with flowers Just goin' fifteen miles up north 'Cause if you do, your musical insurance better be paid up 'Cause if you do, your musical insurance better be paid up