I pick me up by the seat of my pants And put my fingers down on the keys To sing a story that ends nobody's friends I'm sittin' in a rock 'n' roll mood I'd like to help but I know it's no good They say nobody's friend, is nobody's fool That's an old saying that I just made up Singing songs is to make people smile But I'm having trouble smiling myself And now you ask me for a song to help you along But I'm sittin' in a rock 'n' roll mood I'd like to help you but I know it's no good I'm like a fish that done dropped out of his school That's another saying that I just made up Look at himself in the act Fortune teller is trying to tell about What she's doing the farm and that ain't all Now won't you think of a man with a watch in his hand Who's dying in to himself, duh Now how about the singer whose sittin' here singing That he's sittin on the rock 'n' roll mood He'd like to help you but he knows At least, he thinks he's no good Sittin' on the rock 'n' roll mood Here's an old saying, I think I'll go home Now you ask me for a song to