Attention all shoppers It's Cancellation Day Yes the Big Adios Is just a few hours away It's last call To do your shopping At the last mall You'll need the tools for survival And the medicine for the blues The sweet treats and surprises For the little buckaroos It's last call To do your shopping At the last mall We've got a sweetheart Sunset Special And all of the standard stuff 'Cause in the morning—that gospel morning You'll have to do for yourself when the going gets tough Roll your cart back up the aisle Kiss the checkout girls goodbye Ride the ramp to the freeway Beneath the blood orange sky It's last call To do your shopping At the last mall