I'll evangelise those wrestling heels
Yeah, I'll live for heat and rock and roll
Oh, I'll rob the poor and stunner the old
Yeah, I'm a poaching, low-blowing father of four
And at night, when I sit down to eat
Tears drip beneath my crimson mask
'Cause it's hard to live with all that heat
Yeah, it's hard to live with all that heat
Oh, it's hard to live with all that heat
Oh, it's hard to live with all that heat
Beer, beer, beer, beer on my baby
And all this wine, wine, wine, wine on my child
Why's there beer, beer, beer on my baby?
And all this wine, wine, wine on my child?
Why's there beer, beer, beer on my baby?
And all this wine, wine, wine on my child?
Why's there beer, beer, beer on my baby?
And all this wine, wine, wine on my child
On my child
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Oh, I'm praying for a change of scene
But my whole life, my home is here
Where the snotty-nose teens from down the street
They rob me of my self-esteem
They mock my 'Seth Cohen from O.C.' steeze
He's my millennial normcore pioneer
Polos, jeans, Converse on my feet
A little Jerry, Chandler, Pacey kind of thing
But it's hard to live with all that heat
Yeah, it's hard to live with all that heat
Oh, it's hard to live with all that heat
Oh, it's hard to live with all that heat
Beer, beer, beer, beer on my baby
And all this wine, wine, wine, wine on my child
Why's there beer, beer, beer on my baby?
And all this wine, wine, wine on my child?
Why's there beer, beer, beer on my baby?
(Boozing, breeding, constantly conceiving)
And all this wine, wine, wine on my child?
(Drinking, preaching, guiding, teaching)
Why's there beer, beer, beer on my baby?
(Boozing, breeding, constantly conceiving)
And all this wine, wine, wine on my child
(Drinking, preaching, guiding, teaching)
Why's there beer, beer, beer on my baby?
(Boozing, breeding, constantly conceiving)
And all this wine, wine, wine on my child?
(Drinking, preaching, guiding, teaching)
Why's there beer, beer, beer on my baby?
(Boozing, breeding, constantly conceiving)
And all this wine, wine, wine on my child
(Drinking, preaching, guiding, teaching)