I got a pair of good knees no infectious disease I take it as a cue when you say hey I like your shirt And though my feelings might be hurt It don't seem insane to interpret what you're saying as a message I should stick around Right through the door like someone looking for attention dish Affection like a dealer with no bills to pay That's not to mention conversation that you carry doesn't weigh much But it says all that you need to say And if you ride cross town you're bound to regret how you spend your pay I'd say it's best to call the cab you'll be embarrassed either way You might be spry but got no sturdy sense of romance Took half a hello misconstrued it as an advance Got all elated thinking you'd been set apart You're salivating for a finish line that don't have a start Went out alone 'cause he had stayed home asleep You brought me back and now we're both in deep Can't believe just what we've put ourselves in And I'll make pancakes before leaving for you and me and him Not overstepping You're just neglecting I need some warning 'bout what I'm walking into I'm either stupid Or way too subtle There's just a couple things before we begin Well not for nothing but I'm slowly becoming alarmed How exactly is it that you know him He called you baby I think I maybe Misunderstood just what I'm walking into