Walking in to buy a ton of stuff Boy I hope they have some Reese's Puffs Freezer chicken nuggets are too tough I guess free samples were a bluff Gotta spend my cash Buy up all this trash Once I pop these tags Gonna get some ass Gotta spend my cash Buy up all this trash Once I pop these tags Gonna get some ass Walked into my local shopping mart There's a diaper in the only cart I wish I had ordered this online I guess self checkout will be fine It will be fine Gotta spend my cash Buy up all this trash Once I pop these tags Gonna get some ass Gotta spend my cash Buy up all this trash Once I pop these tags Gonna get some ass I just bought a condom and a lime Now all that I've got left is a dime Should have gotten mini ice cream Oh shit it was all a dream It was all a dream