When I push you down the stairs
Just kidding
When I pull your hair
Just kidding
Cried when you disappeared
Just kidding
Didn't ever, ever cry in my life
Just kidding
(Oops)
This how you treat your friends
You kidding?
Put a Mentos in your Coke
Just kidding
You've peaked and we all know
Just kidding
Wish I never met you
No, I'm not kidding
You should know by now
I'm not kidding
Calm down
This a fact
Just kidding
You should know by now
I'm not kidding
Calm down
This a fact
Just kidding
You call me angel
I hope you choke
Just kidding
Not kidding
Just kidding
You call me angel
I hope you choke
Just kidding
Not kidding
Just kidding
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'Cause I'm hi-vis
Glowing in my green one
Tell me what the time is
When I'm ticking like a time-bomb
B, you touched my temper
True, you know I'm thriving
Beeping from my watch
What do you call this, call this timing?
Winding me up
Oh yeah
Minute hand stuck
Oh yeah
Stroke of bad luck
Oh yeah
I give a fuck
Oh yeah
But turn my crown
It's never coming loose
No
You call me angel
I hope you choke
Just kidding
Not kidding
Just kidding
You call me angel
I hope you choke
Just kidding
Not kidding
Just kidding
Just kidding
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Just kidding
I don't like to play it cool
You are 99%
Whilst I'm on 100
You kidding?
I don't like to play it cool
You are holding someone else's hand
I hope you like to be haunted (BUH!)
This how you treat your friends
You kidding?
Put a Mentos in your Coke
Just kidding
You've peaked and we all know
Just kidding
Wish I never met you
No, I'm not kidding
You should know by now
I'm not kidding
Calm down
This a fact
Just kidding
You should know by now
I'm not kidding
Calm down
This a fact
Just kidding
You call me angel
I hope you choke
Just kidding
Not kidding
Just kidding
You call me angel
I hope you choke
Just kidding
Not kidding
I really hope you're kidding me right now
Just kidding
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