For a long while she had this notion
Finally found her body in the ocean
And now you're telling me that suicide's wrong
When everybody's singing to her suicidal songs
It's not right, but it's okay
When people stop and stare and call my haircut gay
I never thought you'd laugh at me for being ineffectual
I never knew you cared til now my love
Good god
It was a goddamn suicide
Oh I can't believe my pretty eyes
Still it took me by surprise
For such a goddamn suicide
Jesus wept and gave me a hard-on
It lasted for six days and a month
And now you're telling me that I should be ashamed, well
Why don't you go and take a look in the mirror?
My shoes are rubbish, my hair is a mess
My life is a failure and I'm constantly depressed
It was a goddamn suicide
Oh I can't believe my pretty eyes
Still it took me by surprise
For such a goddamn
And I forgot to say
Silence is much worse
And if your baby breaks in two
Then I'd throw it back to you
Though I thought you never knew
Though I thought you never knew, oh!
Shut up! You're making me sick
Shut up, you're making me sick
Hey dad guess what? I got a 'B' in maths today
Hey dad guess what, I got a 'B' in maths today
"Put it on the fridge son, and make it all go away!"
Push, push, push a little harder!
Push, push, push a little harder!
It was a goddamn
Oh I can't believe my pretty eyes
Still it took me by surprise
For such a goddamn
And I forgot to say
Silence is much worse
And if your baby breaks in two
Then I'd throw it back to you
Oh, I will, oh!