I turned you over and I found the best way to fit you in I'm tired of crying and despising and everything that I see I tried to meet you but it's always the same No use good for nothing man you should be ashamed Did you hear what Sylvia said? Did you hear what Sylvia said? I couldn't help it I turned around The deed was done now I can't find my way out No point resisting when the pull is so strong Just keep so quiet cause your silence speaks for everyone If you walk, if you walk anyway With one guy for one girl Shhhhh You say you hate me I know it's true I found new ways to take the piss out of you For no good reason, for no good cause I had to leave you, had to leave you where I left the car If you walk, if you walk anyway With one guy for one girl Shhhhh There is a girl ugly as me Wait til you see her, you will not believe Tied her in ribbons, left her for hours Sylvia please go take a shower Life is a lesson, I am the teacher You are the student so pleased to meet you What have you got? An apple for me? Put it in your mouth and roast a piggy You are shit Cos you eat shit And you are what you eat Yeah you are what you eat ALL! HAIL! QUEEN OF THE GUILTY! ALL! HAIL! QUEEN OF THE GUILTY!