Us girls have got a network that is loyal and true
You boys should know we're watchin' everything you do
Yeah, we got the low down on every guy in town
We're the first to know if you've been messin' around
Girlfriend intervention
It's time to move out
I need your full attention
Cause I'm telling you now
Girl you got a lyin' cheatin' dog in your house
Girlfriend intervention, let's get you out
One phone call is all we'll need, and we're packing up your stuff
I'll even bring a muscle man with pads and a truck
Trust will take everything from silverware to couch
When your ex gets home, he'll find a dark empty house
Girlfriend intervention
It's time to move out
I need your full attention
Cause I'm telling you now
Girl you got a lyin' cheatin' dog in your house
Girlfriend Intervention, let's get you out, yeah, yeah
Girlfriend Intervention, oh, oh, oh
So my friend Sarah, she called me up and she said
You know what, I think I'm sleeping, with the wrong man
And it turns out, she was, hmm, she was sleeping, with a cheater
Who lived with my best friend
Girlfriend intervention
It's time to move on out
I need your full attention
Cause I'm telling you now
Girl you got a lyin' cheatin' dog in your house
Girlfriend intervention, let's get you out
Let's get you out
Girlfriend intervention, oh, oh, oh
Yeahhhh