Company man - slip of the hand
No need to worry ma'am, we're doing what we can
Deaf and dumb - a slip of the thumb
Just keep his wife away before the doctor comes
Can't happen here
No it can't happen here
Oh no
Eager to please - a slip of the knees
How kind to call you are, and practice what you preach
Just look and see - the same as me
Know what you're buying 'fore the police set you free
Can't happen here
No it can't happen here
Oh no
Alone for miles - uneasy smile
Slip off your jacket, sip your tea and stay a while
Like throwing rocks - out on the docks
I'm getting tired of the way you like to talk
Can't happen here
No it can't happen here
Can't happen here
Everything is fine, everything is alright
Everything is fine, everything is alright
Everything is fine