Company man - slip of the hand No need to worry ma'am, we're doing what we can Deaf and dumb - a slip of the thumb Just keep his wife away before the doctor comes Can't happen here No it can't happen here Oh no Eager to please - a slip of the knees How kind to call you are, and practice what you preach Just look and see - the same as me Know what you're buying 'fore the police set you free Can't happen here No it can't happen here Oh no Alone for miles - uneasy smile Slip off your jacket, sip your tea and stay a while Like throwing rocks - out on the docks I'm getting tired of the way you like to talk Can't happen here No it can't happen here Can't happen here Everything is fine, everything is alright Everything is fine, everything is alright Everything is fine